Sunday, 31 December 2017

Robot Wars World Series - Episode 1 Analysis

As 2017 draws to a close, there's just enough time for a special edition. The World Series pits eight robots from the UK against eight robots from the rest of the world (sort of) in a quest to find out which country is truly the best at combat robotics. Of course, it wouldn't be a Robot Wars international special without a horribly mismatched line-up: this episode has ex-champions Apollo, former FRA champions Gabriel and Terrorhurtz, and powerful drum spinner Sabretooth, facing off against veterans TMHWK and Cobra, a loanerbot from Portugal... and a very familiar face.

Saturday, 2 December 2017

Robot Wars S10 - Grand Final Analysis

It all comes down to this, then. After a thrilling series full of shocks, surprises, and smashed-up bits of arena, we know five of the six robots that will be competing in the Grand Final for the coveted Robot Wars trophy. Will it be Carbide for the second year running? Will it be the expensive, precision-engineered Rapid, or the equally well-engineered Magnetar? Will it be Behemoth, after nineteen long years? Or will Nuts 2 pull off its biggest shock yet? We're a day away from finding out!

Robot Wars S10 - 10-Robot Rumble Analysis

My Grand Final preview is going to be split over two articles. The five heat winners will get their own article, but first, I'm going to look at the ten robots who'll be vying for the final place alongside them. Robot Wars has never had a 10-way battle before, and I think I speak for most fans when I say that I am really looking forward to watching it.

It's a strong and varied line-up, and it includes: one former Robot Wars champion; four former FRA champions; two former Robot Wars Grand Finalists; two robots built by schoolchildren; and an impressive veteran drum spinner. I'll be rating each of their chances out of 10, before delivering my final verdict on who's most likely to claim that last Grand Final spot.

Saturday, 18 November 2017

Robot Wars S10 - Week 5 Analysis

This is turning into one of the most unpredictable seasons of Robot Wars ever... which is a bit of a pain in the ass for me, when the whole point of this blog is to predict it. Still, the fifth and final heat looks a bit easier to predict: it should be a straight fight between Magnetar, the successor to Pulsar, and veteran axe-bot Thor. The other bots vying for contention are front-hinged flipper Push to Exit, stylish crusher Coyote, a much-improved Hobgoblin, and a not-quite-so-improved Expulsion. Who will take the glory?

Friday, 10 November 2017

Robot Wars S10 - Week 4 Analysis

Last week saw Rapid's redemption, Terrorhurtz flattening everything in sight, and Apex self-destructing, so what can we expect from this week? Drum spinner Concussion had an impressive debut last year, reaching the Grand Final, but they'll face stiff competition from two-time FRA champions Iron-Awe 6 and the wacky-but-deadly Nuts 2. Also in the mix are vertical spinner Tauron, vertical crusher Androne 4000... and a robot made from a beer keg.

Friday, 3 November 2017

Robot Wars S10 - Week 3 Analysis

Last week saw the most competitive heat line-up in Robot Wars history, so how on earth do you top that? Well, this week's heat has a lot less pedigree, with long-running veterans and two-time FRA champions Terrorhurtz the standout name. John Reid's famed axe-bot has struggled in the last two series, but will go into this heat as one of the favourites.

Standing in Terrorhurtz' way are Apex and Rapid, two strong machines hoping to bounce back from underwhelming debuts; Bucky, basically an enormous biting mouth on wheels; Vulture, one of the most maddest, coolest designs I've ever seen; and Track-Tion, the first tracked robot to appear in the reboot. Last week may be a tough act to follow, but this is not a weak heat by any means.

Friday, 27 October 2017

Robot Wars S10 - Week 2 Analysis

Last series, Mentorn got quite a bit of criticism for putting champions Apollo and runners-up Carbide in the same heat. Not only have they done the same thing again this year, they've upped the ante even further, and assembled what I dare say is the single toughest heat line-up in Robot Wars history.

We have the three highest-ranking returnees from last series: champions Carbide, runners-up Eruption, and fourth-placed Aftershock. We have the two-time FRA champions Big Nipper, and the 2016 FRA champions Gabriel, both returning after sitting out Series 9 as reserves. Finally, we have Crackers 'n' Smash, one of the most impressive newcomers from last year, but going into this heat as massive underdogs. There's a higher proportion of Grand Final-worthy bots here than in any other heat I can remember, but only one is guaranteed to make it...